• Don’t puke in the Buick.
• Hot metal looks like cold metal.
• If you didn’t touch the gold thing, you didn’t go.
• Walk like a lady in the kitchen.
• Water boils at 300 degrees.
• If your butt didn’t hit the ground, you didn’t fall.
• If no one saw you fall, you didn’t fall.
• Don’t step on green rocks.
• Never show your wounds, or let them know you are hurting.
• Keep the meat out of the way.
• If you are hiking in a wash, you are probably off the trail.
• Stay between point and drag.
• Trail ducks mark a trail, maybe it’s yours.
• Campsites & Outdoors: cleaner than when you found them.
• Clean up your gear before you clean up yourself.
• If you are un sure of the answer, say it loudly!